He's almost WHAT????

Work has been slow the last few days; I'm waiting to get access to the software I'm supposed to be writing about, so I've been rearranging furniture, filing my bills, and shopping for curtains. So yeah, I'm bored.

I checked out Freecycle, which I hadn't done in a long time, and saw the most unintentionally tragic posting:

Who the hell offers an almost dead dog? Is this a joke? I must learn more... about... the dog...

Wow... from almost dead to full of life in one click! He's healed! I'm like, a doggie miracle worker.