My girl thing

So, remember I had a girl thing a while back? I've been getting these letters from the insurance company ever since, letting me know that they were requesting more information from my doctor. Finally, I got a letter saying that my claim had been denied.

I call the insurance company to try to figure out who needs to be kicked in the pants over this. And the CSR is very helpful. He takes a minute or two to look up the claim, then comes back on and says, "OK. I see the problem. You see, all of our members have a flag on their account indicating if they're male or female. For some reason, yours says your male, and since this was a female procedure, it kicked out. I'll fix it and resubmit the claim."

Thanks Blue Cross! I always did think I was a guy and now I have proof.