How to clean your room

1. Decide to move the office desk.

2. Realize that to move the office desk, you have to move the printer stand.

3. Realize that to move the printer stand, you will probably need the casters for it, which were last seen somewhere in the bedroom.

4. Realize that to find the casters, you will have to move several pounds of dirty laundry.

5. Realize that to move several pounds of dirty laundry into the laundry basket, you have to put away the clean clothes that are currently in there.

6. Put away clean clothes.

7. Pick up dirty clothes and put them in the laundry basket.

8. Find all four casters.

9. Put casters on printer stand.

10. Move printer stand.

11. Move desk. Most of the way.

12. Realize that for the desk to go where you want it to go, you'll have to move the bookcase.

13. Decide you've had enough for one day. Leave the printer stand in the middle of the room.

14. Write blog post

15. Go to bed in newly clean (well, mostly) bedroom.